| You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! | |
| Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger: | '. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. |
| You: | hey |
| Stranger: | ааааааа |
| You: | whaaaaat? |
| You: | fuck fuck fuck fuck |
| Stranger: | nothing |
| You: | motha motha fuck |
| You: | motha motha fuck fuck |
| You: | motha fuck motha fuck |
| You: | noise noise noise |
| You: | 1 2 |
| You: | 1234 |
| Stranger: | иди на хуй\ |
| You: | noise noise noise |
| You: | smoke a weed smoke a weed |
| You: | doing coke drinking beers |
| Stranger: | че |
| You: | drinking beers beers beers |
| Stranger: | пщ |
| You: | rolling bad smoking blunt |
| Stranger: | go |
| You: | who smoke blunts? |
| You: | we smoke blunts |
| Stranger: | yes |
| You: | 15$ little man |
| Stranger: | yes |
| You: | put that shit in ma hand |
| You: | pick that money cause it show that you owm me owme own |
| You: | my jungle loove |
| You: | oh wee oh wee oh |
| You: | i think i wanna know ya know ya |
| You: | yeah what |
| You: | LOL bye |
| Stranger: | Hello, I am a human puppet. What would you like me to do? |
| You: | Meow |
| Stranger: | Meow? |
| You: | Sorry, I'm a cat. I just drank this potion ! Now, I can speak D: |
| Stranger: | :D |
| You: | I know. It's so.. weird. |
| You: | My master is in for it now! |
| Stranger: | lol |
| You: | She hasn't been cleaning my litter or feeding me. |
| You: | Imma claw her up. |
| Stranger: | lol |
| You: | If only they had a "turn into human" potion :C |
| Stranger: | lol |
| You: | could you make me one? |
| You: | :o |
| Stranger: | I can try |
| You: | Really? |
| You: | You're so great :} |
| You: | Could you make me a pretty person? |
| You: | I want to be beautiful! |
| Stranger: | I'll try ^_^ |
| You: | what an amazing person. What is your name? I must tell the other cats about you! |
| Stranger: | John. |
| You: | John, the magic,amazing person :) |
| You: | Cats will love you everywhere. |
| Stranger: | :D |
| You: | Yeah, they will want to make love in the club with you. |
| Stranger: | :o |
| You: | :O: |
| You: | how long does it take to make a " turn me into a human" potion? |
| Stranger: | I dunno! |
| Stranger: | Try this! |
| Stranger: | *hands you a drink* |
| You: | ioatyeut7aye7tug ifaeug |
| You: | ageurg |
| You: | adguau gtj |
| You: | ega87gfcj be 4 |
| You: | *transformed* |
| You: | :O: |
| You: | I'm.. |
| You: | human. |
| Stranger: | :D |
| You: | I NEED DA CLOTHES. |
| Stranger: | Oh, right... sorry! |
| Stranger: | I.. don't really have any for you! |
| Stranger: | You can have my shirt! |
| You: | YAAAAYYYYYYyy |
| You: | thank you. |
| You: | If I'm human, I must follow human traditions. |
| You: | {: |
| You: | I feel so bigg |
| Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| You: | hellooooooooooooooooooooo my dear |
| You: | i love u |
| Stranger: | hello :) |
| You: | i love the word love |
| You: | i love anything |
| Stranger: | it is very nice to say... and better to mean |
| Stranger: | are u male or female |
| You: | f |
| You: | n u? |
| Stranger: | im male |
| Stranger: | how old r u |
| You: | 17 |
| You: | n u? |
| Stranger: | oh nice i just turned 19 |
| You: | me too |
| You: | 16 nov |
| Stranger: | wow im 14 nov |
| You: | cool |
| Stranger: | do u like to kick a guy |
| You: | no :D |
| You: | you like to kiss girls? |
| Stranger: | too bad i would love to take kicks for you when we are together and yes i love to kiss too |
| You: | waaaaaaaaah |
| You: | u r so cute |
| Stranger: | thanks ur quite interesting too |
| You: | I never had a boyfriend |
| You: | n u? |
| Stranger: | i had a gf but she is gone now |
| You: | D: |
| Stranger: | would you like to have a bf |
| You: | yes |
| Stranger: | why have you never had a bf before |
| You: | i dont know |
| You: | im too nerd to them |
| You: | you know the band rammstein? |
| Stranger: | what do you do to them? |
| Stranger: | yes i know rammstein |
| You: | nothing |
| You: | i love the song du hast and ich will |
| Stranger: | yeah its good :) |
| You: | ^^ |
| Stranger: | we could be bf and gf I would take kicks for you then cuddle kiss and rub you |
| You: | im from in brazil |
| You: | ops |
| You: | from brazil |
| You: | its far far away |
| Stranger: | very nice |
| You: | yeah |
| Stranger: | i bet you would really like kicking me |
| You: | :D |
| You: | well |
| You: | need to go |
| Stranger: | ok |
| You: | was very nice talking to you |
| Stranger: | yes you too i really like u |
| You: | me too |
| Stranger: | then why are you going |
| You: | here is 9:24 pm |
| You: | and i'll go to watch harry potter 7 |
| Stranger: | yes it is :) |
| Stranger: | where would you like to kick me |
| You: | yeah! |
| You: | bye |
| You: | love you |
| You have disconnected. |
| You: | hello |
| Stranger: | heyy. |
| You: | ho |
| Stranger: | say haaayy. |
| You: | haaayy |
| You: | say lets go |
| Stranger: | hooooo |
| You: | ok |
| You: | hay |
| Stranger: | ho |
| You: | lets go |
| You have disconnected. |
| Stranger: | hello |
| You: | hi |
| You: | im a pikachu |
| You: | n u? |
| Stranger: | penis |
| You: | asuhusahuashsa |
| You: | cool |
| You: | we are in love |
| You: | n smoking coke |
| Stranger: | if you loved me youd get naked |
| You: | waaaaah |
| Stranger: | a hur hur hur hur |
| You: | i luv u S2S2 |
| You: | now |
| You: | go to your room |
| You: | ill waiting u |
| You have disconnected. |
| Stranger: | MEOW |
| You: | PIKACHU |
| Stranger: | PIKA PIKA |
| You: | CHUUU |
| Stranger: | SALAMANDER! |
| You: | WHAALE |
| You: | WHALE OF DEATH |
| Stranger: | NOOO!!! FISH SWAM |
| You: | EKANS IS SNAKE |
| You: | ARBOK IS KOBRA |
| You: | MUK IS? |
| You have disconnected. |
| Stranger: | hi |
| You: | hi |
| Stranger: | asl |
| Stranger: | asl plase |
| You: | 23 both ghana |
| Stranger: | male female |
| You: | im a worm, im hermafroditte |
| You have disconnected. |
| Stranger: | heyeyyyy |
| Stranger: | i know u |
| Stranger: | u are my mom |
| Stranger: | hiiii |
| You: | nooooo whallllleeeee |
| You: | whale of death |
| Stranger: | hello momü |
| You: | hello baby whale |
| Stranger: | oh shit!!!! |
| Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
| Stranger: | hi mom |
| You: | hi |
| You: | i lov u |
| You: | S2 S2 |
| Stranger: | my dad tells me you have a penis |
| You: | Fuck You |
| Stranger: | is this true? D; |
| You: | nooo |
| You: | why? |
| Stranger: | ok {: |
| You: | ;D |
| Stranger: | teach me how to use a dildo? |
| You: | no :D |
| Stranger: | D: |
| Stranger: | i want to be a whore though |
| You: | I dont care |
| Stranger: | ): |
| You: | Its so scared |
| You: | but you are a pikachu |
| Stranger: | :D |
| You: | and im the mewtwo |
| Stranger: | :DD |
| You: | i know... i know |
| You: | do you do your homework? |
| Stranger: | yes :o |
| You: | well |
| You: | im going to fuck you father |
| You: | bye |
| You have disconnected. |
| Stranger: | hi |
| You: | hey |
| Stranger: | asl? |
| You: | why? |
| Stranger: | just want to know |
| You: | but i dont need to tall you |
| You: | tell* |
| Stranger: | why |
| You: | i dont know |
| Stranger: | zzz |
| You: | xxx |
| Stranger: | you dont like me |
| You: | i dont like when anyone ask me asl |
| Stranger: | ok2 |
| Stranger: | you boy or female |
| You: | f |
| You: | just it |
| You: | no more |
| Stranger: | oh |
| Stranger: | im male |
| You: | cool |
| Stranger: | ya cool |
| You: | and? |
| Stranger: | and what |
| You: | nothing |
| Stranger: | haha |
| You: | hehe |
| Stranger: | what yo do now |
| You: | im bored |
| Stranger: | if bored chat la |
| You: | so... |
| You: | bye? |
| Stranger: | come on |
| You: | do you have a neopet? |
| Stranger: | i want chat with you |
| Stranger: | what neopet |
| You: | anyone |
| You: | i have a halloween hissi |
| You: | and her name is siebeneichler |
| You: | do u like rammstein? |
| Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
